the queen of returns

I am stuffed with flaws and imperfections jostling and crowding my entire self. but today I have finally realized that my glaring defects consist in one thing:

I suck at shopping.

Comments

[christina]

lol! You couldn't have said it better, for me anyway. I too completely suck at shopping. I even suck at thinking about it--and am terribly jealous of my friends who can breeze through a store, selecting items that actually come together to be something fashionable, without any deliberation or agony. It's a terrible deficit to have, really. :)

[Susie Sunshine]

I am highly skeptical.

I bet you just need more practice.

[bella]

join the club. I've started keeping a compliment journal to remind myself that even though I have many flaws, people think good things of me.

[Marilyn]

Oh, thank god...I thought you were going to share a real character flaw... :)

[blackbird]

there are those who shop. and those who don't. it's good to know what you can handle and what you can't. although, I notice the boys are always rather smartly turned out.

[jakapk]

OK, I could'nt have worded it like you have- so wonderfully-but, I too am the Queen of returns!

[Angie]

I am with Susie -maybe you just need more practice.

[Charmaine]

I not only suck at shopping, but I really don't like it. Unless, of course, it's fabric, or yarn or camera equipment.

[carol]

Ok...I need more details. I know you have great taste, so what happened?

[Lucinda]

Oh, I don't know... I saw some pictures over at Susie Sunshine's site that have me convinced you're a great shopper! If you've got candy down, what else matters?

[Analee]

Don't worry about that. You just need to shop more! ;-)

[Crazy Momcat]

Too bad they can't teach a class on this. I'd take it with you! I can find decent stuff, but getting it all put together is another story. I want to look all "put-together" too! Sigh...

[Flare]

Oh? What? I can't believe this. You are so stylish! I will have to see this shopping malfunction in person to really believe you.